Reno and Rude

[Amnesty Lazuli]

Full Name: Reno and Rude

Age: Mid-twenties/Mid-thirties

Species: Human

Hair Colour: Red/Not applicable

Eye Colour: Blue/Who knows?

Height: "Depends... I'm as tall as the nearest hot chick."/"Who wants to know?"

Weight: "Ugh, this is worse than Turk recruitment day..."/"I don't dwell on it."

Appearance: "The uniform... ha ha... get real. I gotta say, ol' man Shinra was in his bottles when he designed this d**n thing. But it comes with the job and now is a bad time to be outta work, y'know? So I just gotta make it my own, y'know... a wrinkle here, a shirttail there... besides, who's got the time to worry about their clothes every minute anyway?"/"Standard Shinra Turk attire, with the addition of my favored brand of sunglasses. I recommend Ray-Ban... the price is exorbitant, but the product is quality."

Personality: "Witty, smart, and totally irresistable. Did I mention the witty part? I did? Okay, how about the irresistable part?"/"Experience is the best teacher."

Weapon: Electro-Mag Rod/Fists

Materia: "Who the h**l needs materia? Stuff that explodes, in my experience, is often just as effective."/"I don't use materia."

History: "Okay, look, people. If you don't know the history of us, the dynamic duo, then you just haven't been paying attention. I, for one, am too d**n lazy to cater to the laziness of other people, so if you don't know what we're about, just keep an eye on the papers, 'coz we pop up in there from time to time and the rags seem pretty bent on making sure they got the facts up to date on us. And with good reason-- as a great man once said, 'We're two wild and crazy guys!'"/"Ask Reno."

[Gdosimirj Sunset]

*Dies laughing* Yeahhh! Bring 'em on!!!

[Steve Harmer]

Accepted. BOTH are welcome to the site haha!

[Squall]

WAHAY! haha nicely done

[Amnesty Lazuli]

Thanks for the compliments, guys. I wanna have some flat-out fun with these two!

[Squall]

Niiiiiiiice! Fits in with the colour scheme really well! lol seriosuly though cool profile good job ( are we gonna have to fight them? them being shinra dudes? :S)

[Amnesty Lazuli]

Fight them? Hmm, I don't know... It depends on what their motivations shape up to be. They're kind of ready to work outside the normal order to get their missions accomplished (which may be why they're still alive, after all the crazy junk they've been involved with).

[Amnesty Lazuli]

Addendum to Weapons: Inspired by the discovery of the genetic splicing mechanism in the Mythril Mines and Ami's sacrifice of her Jenova cells, Rude built a large weapon which bears a strong resemblance to a Ghostbusters proton pack, called the Sacrifice. The weapon's design is intended to remove Chaos cells from the Sins he will soon be forced to encounter at the request of Shinra Data Central, the corporations most powerful remnant. It is comprised of a power core and a substance storage unit which are strapped to the back of the wearer, along with a triple-interlock firing mechanism that one operates similarly to a rifle. It shoots out a beam of orange energy intended to seperate the Chaos matter from its host and return it to the storage unit.

[Amnesty Lazuli]

First kiss... check.

Near death experience... check.

Embarassing moment... check.

Accompanying angst-ridden personal journey... check.

Yeah, Reno and Nikky have fulfilled all the "Final Fantasy Romance Pre-Requisites". Looks like they're an item now.

[Amnesty Lazuli]

Addendum to Appearance: "Looks like hanging around Two-Tone and her crazy-a** brothers has got us fired. Remind me to thank them one day... Finally, I got to ditch that post-mortem c**ppola Shinra was making us wear, yo. Nowadays, I prefer some junk Ami dug outta the ruins at Fort Condor... jeans, blue wool coat, and a T-shirt that says, 'Somebody Went to Junon and All I Got Was This C**ppy T-Shirt'. Although I got to admit, I kinda get the shivers when I think about what probably happened to the guy that used to own this stuff... The Fort was a mess, yo. G** only knows what coulda torn it apart like that."/"In order to be less easily recognized by my former associates, I chose an outfit that deviates slightly from my former wardrobe: black leather coat, black slacks, white shirt, no tie. I retained my sunglasses, however, as well as my shoes. Reno claims I look practically the same as ever-- I consider his observation to be a non-issue."

[Amnesty Lazuli]

Addendum to History:

Ami: "Reno and Nikky are ENGAGED!" (screams)

Reno, twisting a finger in his ear: "Work on your impulse control much, Ami?"

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